Pirates of the Caribbean
"Jack prefers to stay away from edgy choices"
A/N: Thanks to cinzia and ashinae for quicksilver answers to my questions.
For cinzia, just because.
"It's a captain's duty to know what's going on aboard his ship."
A/N: Much thanks to cruisedirector for speedy beta.
Dedication: For my darling cinzia's birthday.
"It's probably the cat"
Warning: here be slashy het.
Written in 45 mins for the LJ ContreLaMontre "couch" challenge